Crunch Enthusiast Mugs

I know they're not as filling, but i love thin and crispy!

Tartine

Glastonbury. After.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

Full English Breakfast.

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"Goal!"

Back in 5 minutes!

"Great coffee, Carole."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Sheltering in place.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'I hate all holidays!'

"He's an indoor cat."