Chew Enthusiast Mugs

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Tartine

Occu-Pie Mars

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Rage.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Love is when you watch television together.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

I love Cannelloni

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'