Chew Enthusiast Pillows

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Occu-Pie Mars

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Rage.

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

The Main Types of Cheese

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Love is when you watch television together.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Have you seen my dad?"

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

I love Cannelloni

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"