Chew Toy Aficionado Pillows

'I had no idea a puppy could be so destructive.'

Tartine

Occu-Pie Mars

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Any time is cake o'clock

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The Rubber Ball Company

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

His Her Cakes

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"