Chew Toy Fan Pillows

'Oh it's just what I wanted, how did you know?!!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Jack in the Box

Jeremy Clarkson.

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

Hooks R Us.

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

Dog with chew toy.

Squeaker Trophies

Rubik's Cubicle

'All those in favor...'

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."

"Tag. . . you're it!"

'I had no idea a puppy could be so destructive.'

So your idea is that we reorientate our global production to place more emphasis on small chewy things that taste of meat...EVERYBODY'S opinion is of value( even if some may be of more use than others)

March of the Ducklings

"I see the world as a giant chew toy."

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

"My dog chewed up my steering wheel. Then he started gnawing on my floor mats and now he bit off my seat belt. What do you recommend?"

"I'll stick with the rubber pork chop."

"The end of my rawhide is near."

Cat lures mouse with cheese.

'I hear she's got Double-D batteries.'

"I told you it was closed."

I think I'm starting to show early signs of lactose intolerance, Axel. Yesterday I was extremely rude to a wedge of Jarlsberg cheese for no reason.

'OHHHH, WOW! My VERY own CAR and COLLISION BARRIER!'

Children leaving zoo with chimp