Chewing Gum Fan Pillows

'All those in favor...'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Ok, now you're not swiping at salmon. Now you're just splashing me.

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

Bubble gum kid

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"Let me guess, you fell asleep chewing bubble gum again..."

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'Your sugar is through the roof.'

Diver caught by pelican

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

Fisherman and cats

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

Fishing for Supper

"Rumor has it the fish are pretty aggressive out here."

'This is where I keep my gum.'