Gummy Candy Fan Pillows

Ventriloquism for Gummies

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Vegetarian Birds

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

I want to hold your hand

Santa's wash day.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

The rest of the herd were not amused.

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

No Shoes, No Service.

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

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