Space Candy Fan Pillows

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Rocket Ark

Studying String Cheese Theory

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Astronaut Selfie.

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'Your sugar is through the roof.'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

Serious business

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

Astronaut putting his space suit on wrong

Space bee

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

Spaceman serving shrimp.

AstraZeneca

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

First space criminal investigation

'Well you should have gone before we left!'

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

Corn Aliens

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

'Who believes this nonsense?'

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

My man? Still watching out for aliens.