Gummi Bear Fan Pillows

Goldilocks and the three gummi bears

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Bear Costume

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Geezer.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Atomic Bear: Part 2

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

The hummingbird's hum.

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Bearly Painting

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Bubbie Selfies

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

"Don't worry, your "Mama Bear Instinct" will kick in once you have your first baby..."

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

'This guy's gunna throw inside, but it's just an intimidation tactic...'

"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."

"Excuse the pun, but that is a problem that you'll just have to bear."

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."