Gummi Bear Fan Pillows

Goldilocks and the three gummi bears

Bear Costume

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Geezer.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

The hummingbird's hum.

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Bearly Painting

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Bubbie Selfies

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

"Don't worry, your "Mama Bear Instinct" will kick in once you have your first baby..."

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

"Excuse the pun, but that is a problem that you'll just have to bear."

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

'This guy's gunna throw inside, but it's just an intimidation tactic...'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."

A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.