Gumboot Fan Pillows

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"This will sting a bit."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Clown Skis.

"Think about the honey."

Mystery of the Poets

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Running out of Gas.

'You've got lot toe!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

The hummingbird's hum.

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Shoe Whore

A Bug's Life Advice

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

What next?!

Dashiell Hammett

Goldilocks and the three gummi bears

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.

'All those in favor...'

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

'Dude, I think you should cut back on the Gummi worms.'

Ventriloquism for Gummies

Fly Mimes.