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'All those in favor...'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

"Let me guess, you fell asleep chewing bubble gum again..."

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

Bubble gum kid

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Fisherman and cats

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

Fishing for Supper

'This is where I keep my gum.'

Diver caught by pelican

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'