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'Dude, I think you should cut back on the Gummi worms.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Vegetarian Birds

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"This will sting a bit."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

The worm that churned!

"Think about the honey."

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

The hummingbird's hum.

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

Worm Appreciation Society!

'Jack contracted botrytis cinerea. It hasn't done much for his looks, but his disposition's a lot sweeter.'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

A Bug's Life Advice

"When I was seventeen..."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

What next?!

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

Fly Mimes.

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

"What would you say if I was thinking about replacing the toadstools and beanbag chairs?"

GM Plant Research: 'Well you've proved you can grow Chantrelles just about anywhere!'

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