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Worm Appreciation Society!

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"This will sting a bit."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Bug hanging up stockings

"Think about the honey."

The worm that churned!

Praying mantis.

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

International House of Excrement

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

Space Pioneer

Dissectum Paniculata

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'Where are you going?'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

When lice dream.

'Hey, Benny, I think she's giving you the signals.'

A Bug's Life Advice

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

"What am I, chopped liver?"

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

'Well, it's not that I regret marrying a cockroach, but looking at the poor thing walking around for two weeks now since the decapitation, just breaks my heart.'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

'I wish I could help...'

'Hello great great great great grandad! I've travelled through a wormhole from the future!'

"Wow, that was great. Was it as great for you too?"