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"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Camping-Pong

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

How Glaciations Begin

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

ATM withdrawal

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

Space Pioneer

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads

Aargh, Many Trees