Earth Fan Pillows

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

How Glaciations Begin

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

ATM withdrawal

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Space Pioneer

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Aargh, Many Trees

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads