Environment Fan Pillows

"Based on those growth rings maybe that branch was only 39 years old, but there's no way the rest of her is."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Caliologist

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Space Pioneer

Smart Arse Meter

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

A Cumulonim-bus

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

Ecological electricity

Car on bike.

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"I'm not sure this outdoor teashop is such a good idea."