Green Gadget Fan Pillows

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Smart Arse Meter

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

Remote Toaster

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"Based on those growth rings maybe that branch was only 39 years old, but there's no way the rest of her is."

Technology and drought

Man in gas guzzler has a 'Go Green' registration.

Does it come with an anti virus package?

'Looks like a great job!'

'I'm sorry my beeper went off during the part about redemption.'

"In the end, I chose not to wait to be phased out."

"No school like the old school."

Hilbert got an energy star certification for his energy efficiency.