Environment Fan Prints

"Based on those growth rings maybe that branch was only 39 years old, but there's no way the rest of her is."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Caliologist

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

Space Pioneer

Smart Arse Meter

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

A Cumulonim-bus

Good egg, bad egg.

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

Ecological electricity

Car on bike.

Sandy Eggo.

Happiness is iPadding a nature show in surround-smell.

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

"It's nice, but not quite the electric car I was hoping for."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

"I'm not sure this outdoor teashop is such a good idea."