Earthworm Entertainers T-Shirts

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'Where are you going?'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Dissectum Paniculata

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

Worm Appreciation Society!

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

"Oh, I see - so it's wrong to cut down the Amazon Rainforest, but okay for me to weed, prune and mow our own garden?"

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

'I wish I could help...'

Centipede Hokey Pokey. 'You put foot number 17 in, you put foot number 17 out...'

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

"We've gotta move on, I can't digest this stuff!"

Mime artist - "Ok! I'll talk!"

"I've made the transition from bookworm to writer..."

"Probably midges"

"I have no idea." "Me neither." "Do you even know how to play this game?" "Earthworms playing charades."

'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

"Don't go to the light, Ned!"

Alien

'Why do they call us pests?' 'We bite them.' 'We eat their food.' 'We give them the willies, and that's all there is to it.'

"I think we better have a leg count."

"According to this, earthworms are man's best friend."