Earthworm Entertainers Pillows

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Where are you going?'

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

Dissectum Paniculata

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Worm Appreciation Society!

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

'I wish I could help...'

"We've gotta move on, I can't digest this stuff!"

Mime artist - "Ok! I'll talk!"

'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

"I've made the transition from bookworm to writer..."

"Probably midges"

"I have no idea." "Me neither." "Do you even know how to play this game?" "Earthworms playing charades."

"Don't go to the light, Ned!"

Alien

'Why do they call us pests?' 'We bite them.' 'We eat their food.' 'We give them the willies, and that's all there is to it.'

"Uh oh, these are molehills! This is not a safe neighbourhood: let's get out of here quick!"

'Please answer the question and stop saying you can read about it in your book.'