Earthworm Enthusiast Pillows

'I wish I could help...'

Dissectum Paniculata

'Where are you going?'

'Looks like a great job!'

"According to this, earthworms are man's best friend."

"I've made the transition from bookworm to writer..."

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"Uh oh, these are molehills! This is not a safe neighbourhood: let's get out of here quick!"

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

'Sorry I'm late.'

"We just need more wiggle room."

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'Music hall for insects'

Worm Appreciation Society!

Worm humour

"Don't feel bad, son. The people are only screaming because they're such big fans."

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

Paper Wasp.

"You're not getting enough fibre."

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

"So Dave - did you get lucky? Dave....? Dave...?"

'I'll try the poop of the day.'

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'