Earthworm Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Life is great! No need to hunt or gather food: A bit of dirt every day is all I need...'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Exciting potato bugs.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Dissectum Paniculata

'Where are you going?'

"Would you like flies with that order?"

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'Sorry I'm late.'

"We just need more wiggle room."

'Music hall for insects'

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

Worm Appreciation Society!

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

Really? You don't mind if I ask her out?

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Stinging Bee

'Hang on a moment! This one didn't die of natural causes! He was shot through the heart with a 0.3mm sniper's bullet!'

Paper Wasp.

Worm humour

Betsy. Why you call you bulldozer "Faith"? Because she'll move mountains!

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

'I'll try the poop of the day.'

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"Don't feel bad, son. The people are only screaming because they're such big fans."

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."