Earthworm Entertainer T-Shirts

Wait, have I been talking to myself this whole time? Well, THAT'S embarrassing.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Where are you going?'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Dissectum Paniculata

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

Roller Coasters

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Worm Appreciation Society!

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

'Nice Touch!'

"Oh, I see - so it's wrong to cut down the Amazon Rainforest, but okay for me to weed, prune and mow our own garden?"

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

Centipede Hokey Pokey. 'You put foot number 17 in, you put foot number 17 out...'

'I wish I could help...'

Home Video

"We've gotta move on, I can't digest this stuff!"

'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

"Probably midges"

"I have no idea." "Me neither." "Do you even know how to play this game?" "Earthworms playing charades."

"I've made the transition from bookworm to writer..."

Mime artist - "Ok! I'll talk!"