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"I have no idea." "Me neither." "Do you even know how to play this game?" "Earthworms playing charades."

'There's no easy way to say this, but I want a separation.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Honey Wallah

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

'Pray for me.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."