Earthworm Entertainer Mugs

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Dissectum Paniculata

'Where are you going?'

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

Roller Coasters

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

Worm Appreciation Society!

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Nice Touch!'

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

'I wish I could help...'

Home Video

"We've gotta move on, I can't digest this stuff!"

The Imperfect Hostess

"I've made the transition from bookworm to writer..."

"Probably midges"

"I have no idea." "Me neither." "Do you even know how to play this game?" "Earthworms playing charades."

'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

Mime artist - "Ok! I'll talk!"