Earth Worm Enthusiast Mugs

"I need a wind to go with dinner tonight. What pairs well with dirt?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Pandora's boxes

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Dissectum Paniculata

'Where are you going?'

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

Oil Spill

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"We just need more wiggle room."

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Worm Appreciation Society!

'An inconvenient truth meets an all-too convenient one.

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

"You're not getting enough fibre."

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Worm humour

"One day son,all of this will be yours."

An Earth Mover.

UN Climate Change Conference UK 2021

"I know this is normal but I still feel like I should unfriend her."

Corporate Hornworms

'Being green isn't going to help us in this predicament!'

We need a new project right now!!! What's the rush? Eco Club. The ice caps are melting, gas drilling is poisoning our water. It's an emergency! Plus

"You're under arrest."