Earth Worm Enthusiast Mugs

"I need a wind to go with dinner tonight. What pairs well with dirt?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Pandora's boxes

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

Dissectum Paniculata

'Where are you going?'

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

Oil Spill

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"We just need more wiggle room."

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

Worm Appreciation Society!

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'An inconvenient truth meets an all-too convenient one.

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

Worm humour

"You're not getting enough fibre."

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

"One day son,all of this will be yours."

An Earth Mover.

UN Climate Change Conference UK 2021

'I wish I could help...'

"I know this is normal but I still feel like I should unfriend her."

'Being green isn't going to help us in this predicament!'

"You're under arrest."

'Be wormier!'