Worm Enthusiast Mugs

Worm job fair.

We all long to be long.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Worm Spats: 'You're a slimy worm! I hate every inch of you!'

"We just need more wiggle room."

'As you can taste for yourself, this property has a very rich soil...'

They ran off with some blooming worms!

'Sucker! Chump! Joey could just hear the gang riding him if he let a worm this big get away.'

Worm humour

Worm - "...wait a minute! Are you...? Am I talking to the right end?!"

'So did the chiropractor help at all?'

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

"Relax, I don't think they're here for us: judging by their hats, they're fly-fishermen..."

"So tell me, where do you see yourself 5 feet from now?"

Corporate Hornworms

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

"Well hellooo there. I'm Dave." "I know, Dave. I'm your ass."

'That's the problem with youth today - no backbone.'

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

'Be wormier!'

Worm Appreciation Society!

Don't tread on me.

"I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything."

Amazing Facts: About Our Animal Friends, Worms only use Phones for Texting.

'Aaaaah Kill me, somebody please Kill me'

How Worms Are Born

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.