Worm Enthusiast Gifts

Worm job fair.

We all long to be long.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Worm Spats: 'You're a slimy worm! I hate every inch of you!'

"We just need more wiggle room."

'As you can taste for yourself, this property has a very rich soil...'

They ran off with some blooming worms!

'Sucker! Chump! Joey could just hear the gang riding him if he let a worm this big get away.'

Worm humour

Worm - "...wait a minute! Are you...? Am I talking to the right end?!"

Worms' Funeral.

'So did the chiropractor help at all?'

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

"Relax, I don't think they're here for us: judging by their hats, they're fly-fishermen..."

"So tell me, where do you see yourself 5 feet from now?"

Corporate Hornworms

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

"I'd rip you right in half if I didn't know you'd just grow right back again!"

"Well hellooo there. I'm Dave." "I know, Dave. I'm your ass."

'That's the problem with youth today - no backbone.'

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

'Be wormier!'

Worm Appreciation Society!

Don't tread on me.

"I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything."

Amazing Facts: About Our Animal Friends, Worms only use Phones for Texting.

'Aaaaah Kill me, somebody please Kill me'

How Worms Are Born

So how do you two know each other?

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Grace For Flies

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'