Worms Lovers Gifts

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

The prying mantis,

"I said slime."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"She's a natural!"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"We just need more wiggle room."

"You drop yours first."

Russian Snail

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Worm Appreciation Society!

Someday, the worm will turn.

"What pheromone are you using?"

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.