Werewolf Lovers Gifts

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

E-Baying @ The Moon

A Club Sandwitch.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Which one is yours?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

A were-cow.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

I, Scream.

It

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."