Werewolf Lovers Pillows

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

E-Baying @ The Moon

A Club Sandwitch.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Which one is yours?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

A were-cow.

"It's a full moon somewhere."

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."