Vampire Lovers Pillows

"Tofu!... My favorite."

Dracula sees his reflection in the mirror.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

He looks so natural lying there...

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Get on with it!

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

How to fight a vampire snowman

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Vampire on a plane

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."