Vampire Myth Lover Pillows

"Somehow I don’t think that’s the sound of a sexy teenage vampire."

"Introvert."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

Transylvanian backpackers.

Vlad the Impala

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

A vampire in a canoe.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"It feels good to unwind..."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Pharaoh Cocoon

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Snowyphus

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be