Vampire Myth Lover Pillows

"Somehow I don’t think that’s the sound of a sexy teenage vampire."

"Introvert."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

A vampire in a canoe.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"It feels good to unwind..."

He looks so natural lying there...

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Pharaoh Cocoon

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Snowyphus

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Get on with it!