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Love at First Sight

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Ghost puddle

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Halloween Support Group

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'There's an imposter among us!'

"Which one is yours?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"It's a full moon somewhere."

A were-cow.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Witches at a cauldron.