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Love at First Sight

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Which one is yours?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"It's a full moon somewhere."

Witches at a cauldron.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

A were-cow.

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'