Monster Story Lover Mugs

A giant octopus clambers onto a small ship.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Zombies.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Regular or decapitated?'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Born of the Dead

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Vampire Bat

"So much for that vintage!"

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