Monster Story Fan Mugs

'So the little boy who missed his bedtime was eaten by the awful slimy monster and was never heard from again.'

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Zombies.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

King Kongs first christmas

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Official Fight Cards

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"There goes our early night."

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

'We were made for each other.'