Monster Story Lover Gifts

A giant octopus clambers onto a small ship.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Zombies.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Regular or decapitated?'

"So much for that vintage!"

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Born of the Dead

Vampire Bat

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

'Here's one I made earlier.'