Werewolf Lover Mugs

'You've changed.'

". . . And let's try not sniffing EVERYONE'S butt tonight."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I'm the bad guy..."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Author's Bio-diversity.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Jungle Stores.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'