Werewolf Enthusiasts Mugs

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'What's wrong, doc? It's just a dog bite.'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Giant Monster in Bath

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Date Night

"Which one is yours?"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

A were-cow.

"It's a full moon somewhere."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Young Godzilla.

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Transylvanian Snails.

"My new day job is killing me."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."