Werewolf Enthusiasts Mugs

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'What's wrong, doc? It's just a dog bite.'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Giant Monster in Bath

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"Which one is yours?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Date Night

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"It's a full moon somewhere."

A were-cow.

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Young Godzilla.

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Transylvanian Snails.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

'I could have had a V-8!'

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

"My new day job is killing me."

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"