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"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Which one is yours?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Telekinetics on strike...

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

A were-cow.

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Job Interview with the Vampire.

'Another Scotch?'

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'