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'Nausea,sweating,cramping,anxiety,mood swings... I tell you, his time of the month is really getting on my nerves.'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"Which one is yours?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Telekinetics on strike...

"It's a full moon somewhere."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

A were-cow.

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

'Another Scotch?'