Werewolf Aficionado Mugs

"Edwin, are you fooling around with that 'Phases of the Moon' program again?"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Werewolves of London, Ontario

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

"It's a full moon somewhere."

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

"Oh look, Dave. There's a lovely full moon out tonight."

"Look, Harvey. It's a full moon."

An American Werewolf in Winnipeg

Full moon turns man into werewolf just as two muggers wait to attack him around the corner.

'When I'm in human form I can't remember what brand of dog food I prefer.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

The Wolfman's Crime and his Shameful, Secret, Addiction!

Unfortunately for Lester, whenever there was a full moon, he turned into the 'underwear wolf'.

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Vlad the Inhaler

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Astral Projection

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.