Werewolf Lover Gifts

'You've changed.'

". . . And let's try not sniffing EVERYONE'S butt tonight."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Jungle Stores.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Author's Bio-diversity.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Baby squirrel & Berries