Vampire Lover Gifts

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Dracula on Facebook.

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

"Never mind about star signs what blood group are you"

'I'm getting kind of tired of working so much at night.'

Right that's it...you've had enough Bloody Marys!

Wordless - Monster on board

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!