Purple Lover Gifts

I love my cape

A large leaf falling on a dog

The Last Leaf

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Tina Turner

Urns in love

Danger Falling Leaves

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Purple dress

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

Leaf zone!

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

How oysters get engaged.

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

The new fall content.

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"