Purple Passion Gifts

Purple dress

'They all want to play the star.'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Ancient Racing

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

I love my cape

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

'He's barking mad!'

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

'Not funny, Lulu!'

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

Pearly Queen Gates

'California: Here I come!'

"No, but I saw Purple Rain."

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Singer and Pianist.

Happiness versus Sadness

The Law of the Pistol - Wartime

Stop the Austerity Cuts/Hands Off the Middle East/Say No to Fracking.

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people person.

"Honestly! Syria, Egypt, Iraq! Is there anyone in the world who can actually make a decent effigy?"

Impassioned by art.

'Wait! -- What if I get WARTS?'

'How long did it take you to learn that, mister?'

"Well of course I overeat when I'm under pressure. 'Stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'!"

'I'd like to buy extinction insurance.'

'The fish are so eager here, they cut the hole in the ice!'

Caveman with a dinosaur kite

"I was destined to become a martyr…I've always had that fire in my belly."

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

"For me, the vegetarian."