Puppy Passion Gifts

'He's barking mad!'

"Pick me!"

Canine Companion

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Jr. cloning kit

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

A Change of Scene.

Dogs

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Puppy.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Puppies

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'