Puppy Passionist Gifts

Canine Companion

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

A Change of Scene.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Dogs in a basket

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Fashion Week"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"No not the puppy please"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'He's barking mad!'

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

Dog

"You're right, he is smiling. Now get him to stop."

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'