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"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

A Change of Scene.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Dogs in a basket

"Fashion Week"

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'He's barking mad!'

"No not the puppy please"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

Dog

"You're right, he is smiling. Now get him to stop."

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'