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"I think they're right - all those 'outlaw boxing' people."

Canine Companion

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Your boyfriend doesn't get along with your cat? DUMP HIM!'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

Alexander Blok

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

Shadow Punch

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Horace

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

James Ward-Prowse

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

Boxer Scarecrow Fends of the Crows.

Vincent Discovers Impasto

'I should have won that last fight.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'